Many people, young and old, complain about how technology is doing this or that to their lives. Writers bemoan the loss of real connections, or whatever they think people did before phones/the Internet/computers ruined everything. Last weekend, for example, the New York Times ran three separate articles on getting away from the plague of always-on … Continue reading »
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‘Sex scenes on screen not as fun as they look’, says film star…
…the film star expressing said discomfort, however, is William H. Macy. Love his work, but some might agree that for those of us on the popcorn-gobbling end of the screen, the lack of enthusiasm over witnessing Mr. Macy get his full-frontal freak on is mutual. According to the Chicago Sun-Times: ‘A horror.” That’s how TV … Continue reading »
Zen Poll: Happiness or a clean kitchen?
At the Momfy Blog, we pride ourselves on asking the tough questions and delving into the issues that matter for our loyal readers: in today’s post you will be forced to look deep inside yourself and answer a straightforward yet vexing question. Here’s the poll: Do you choose Eternal Happiness or a clean kitchen? We probably … Continue reading »
The Top Ten Gross Things Flight Attendants Have Seen Passengers Do on Airplanes
A flight attendant career is glamorous! Or so I thought! I admit, I signed up for the glamour eighteen years ago, but I quickly learned that most of the glamor was gone from this industry. I was on my second trip as a new hire flight attendant, my uniform was crisp, my hair was pulled back in … Continue reading »
Newt and Callista at Auschwitz: Smiles, Everyone! [VF.com]
The Atlantic unearthed a picture of Newt Gingrich and his third wife, Callista, posing arm in arm in front of Auschwitz. “Newt is wearing his default smirk,” the magazine observes, and says “there is something distinctly off about these tourist-style shots in front of the Nazi death-camp.” It’s not actually that strange: exhaustive research reveals that the … Continue reading »
Is Lady Gaga a Satanist Illuminati Slave?
Pop-music’s strangest conspiracy theories I’m not sure if Eminem has yet managed to escape the grasp of the Illuminati—the secret society of string pullers whose ranks he joined years ago in exchange for wealth, fame, and power—but I know he’s been trying very hard. Numerous people online tell me so. There is, for starters, a … Continue reading »
Funny Finnish bunny thinks he’s a chicken
Otto would make the perfect chicken, except for a few hiccups. Hatching eggs, scratching around the coop and roosting on a beam with the rest of the hens are great habits for chickens, but rather unusual for an eight month old male rabbit. The confused bunny came as a free gift to Ville Kuusinen’s home, … Continue reading »
Flier, displaced by obese seatmate, forced to stand
By Joe Myxter, travel editor: msnbc.com A passenger on a US Airways flight said he was forced to stand for seven hours after he was squeezed out of his seat by an obese man sitting next to him. “I didn’t fly from Alaska to Philadelphia on Flight 901,” Arthur Berkowitz told Christopher Elliott, a consumer advocate who … Continue reading »
Obama voters, Muslims need not apply for gun course
A central Texas gun dealer ran radio ads advising “Socialist” liberals, those who voted for President Barack Obama, Arabs and Muslims that they need not apply for his concealed gun license class. Crockett Keller, who owns Keller’s Riverside Store, ran the ads on the radio station in his rural hometown of Mason, Texas, which is … Continue reading »
Secret Ingredient For Recent Police Bust? Beer.
To catch a rabbit, try a carrot. Mice? Cheese. For man, it turns out beer works best. And the promise of a free case of brew led to substantially less freedom for 19 elusive British suspects. An undercover operation led by the Derbyshire Constabulary offered a sudsy special to suspected criminals who had slipped through officers’ hands. … Continue reading »