At the Momfy Blog, we pride ourselves on asking the tough questions and delving into the issues that matter for our loyal readers: in today’s post you will be forced to look deep inside yourself and answer a straightforward yet vexing question. Here’s the poll: Do you choose Eternal Happiness or a clean kitchen? We probably … Continue reading »
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The Top Ten Gross Things Flight Attendants Have Seen Passengers Do on Airplanes
A flight attendant career is glamorous! Or so I thought! I admit, I signed up for the glamour eighteen years ago, but I quickly learned that most of the glamor was gone from this industry. I was on my second trip as a new hire flight attendant, my uniform was crisp, my hair was pulled back in … Continue reading »
Funny Finnish bunny thinks he’s a chicken
Otto would make the perfect chicken, except for a few hiccups. Hatching eggs, scratching around the coop and roosting on a beam with the rest of the hens are great habits for chickens, but rather unusual for an eight month old male rabbit. The confused bunny came as a free gift to Ville Kuusinen’s home, … Continue reading »
Secret Ingredient For Recent Police Bust? Beer.
To catch a rabbit, try a carrot. Mice? Cheese. For man, it turns out beer works best. And the promise of a free case of brew led to substantially less freedom for 19 elusive British suspects. An undercover operation led by the Derbyshire Constabulary offered a sudsy special to suspected criminals who had slipped through officers’ hands. … Continue reading »
Crime Watch: Police Seek Pink Bikini Burglar
Know any guys in the Indianapolis area who like to wear girl’s swimsuits? If so, maybe you can help police find a man who broke into a day care center last week. Indianapolis Metropolitan Police on Friday released video from after 10 p.m. Oct. 20 showing a man inside the Kidscape Learning Center in southwest Indianapolis. The … Continue reading »
Zimbabwe man says prostitute turned into a donkey; he’s “in love”
A Zimbabwe man has told a court that the prostitute he hired turned into a donkey overnight, and now he is “seriously in love.” Sunday Moyo, 28, was caught having sex with a donkey early Sunday morning, according to the New Zimbabwe news website. While appearing in court on bestiality charges, he told the magistrate a … Continue reading »
Six Ways To Tell If A ‘Designer’ Handbag Is Fake
1611 King James Bible Typo Endorses Adultery!
Check out #14 in the photograph from this recently discovered 1611 printing of the Bible (Courtesy Bodleian Library, University of Oxford). To quote: “Thou Shalt commit adultery.”
What I learned living off Internet coupons for seven days straight
We live in a Golden Age of Coupons. Every morning when I open my email, I see offers from Gilt City, Daily Candy, Living Social, and Groupon scattered among news briefings and actual correspondence. I signed up for these missives because I love a good deal, but for the most part I delete them unread; … Continue reading »
What will get you kicked off US Airways: Saggy pants or underpants?
US Airways has acknowledged that less than a week before having a college student arrested for allegedly refusing to hike up his saggy pants while boarding, the airline allowed a man wearing little more than women’s underwear, black thigh-high stockings and heels to fly. On June 16, University of New Mexico football player Deshon Marman was removed from a … Continue reading »